deluxetrashqueen:

deluxetrashqueen:

runela9:

ophanimcowboys:

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear

Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.

By Talos, this can’t be happening.

jacqylfrost:

deanswristwatch:

“this female character was such a bitch” don’t care + didn’t ask + i’m holding her hand right now and you’re not

Liberating this from the tags @vivi266 because you’re so fucking right

catchymemes:

sonya0728:

??: Ready to alive luis?

khadij-al-kubra:

mtndewbajablast:

this was ghost written by a disgruntled vampire

cheeso:

cheeso:

alphabetcompletionist:

cheeso:

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY

25/26

i wasnt finished yet

z

beemovieerotica:

PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

The above examples have been provided with the authors’ permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

• They are all 3 sentences long
• Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation
• Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever
• No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story
• The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

lrgski:

Cuddle kitty ❤️

catmask:

i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

boredgramlin: